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hotwhiteguy:

if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people

Sep 29th at 7PM / via: englandismylove / op: hotwhiteguy / reblog / 216,196 notes

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

Sep 29th at 7PM / via: screamatthosewounds / op: hotdadcalendar / reblog / 352,398 notes

why do people even talk to me literally all i reply with is omg

vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

Sep 29th at 7PM / via: cringing / op: vvant / reblog / 576,235 notes
miss-nerdgasmz:

we-are-chemically-romantic:

STOP ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY IT WAS LIKE 3AM WHEN I MADE THIS


cards against rainbow sea cow

miss-nerdgasmz:

we-are-chemically-romantic:

STOP ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY IT WAS LIKE 3AM WHEN I MADE THIS

cards against rainbow sea cow

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

tangarang:

falcnpunch:

hello darkness my old friend

he waiting

this is like the kinda photo you find on the ground in an abandoned hospital

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twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

tangarang:

falcnpunch:

hello darkness my old friend

he waiting

this is like the kinda photo you find on the ground in an abandoned hospital

(Source: thelandofwtf)

Sep 29th at 7PM / via: acidbambino / op: thelandofwtf / reblog / 210,556 notes

pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

Sep 29th at 6PM / via: inimitable-self / op: saddeer / reblog / 758,693 notes
dysfunctunal:

cyberrghetto:

ॐ cyberspace princess ॐ

(18+)

dysfunctunal:

cyberrghetto:

ॐ cyberspace princess 

(18+)

(Source: whybray)

Sep 29th at 6PM / via: fangirl-swag / op: whybray / reblog / 80,557 notes

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

Sep 29th at 6PM / via: lifeon0gygia / op: emmugh / reblog / 641,473 notes

theperksofbeingadylan:

notafraidofstopping876:

uberin-general:

midbloods:

gETTING HUGGED BY PEOPLE WHO ARE PHYSICALLY TALLER AND BIGGER THAN YOU IS AMAZING

ITS LIKE BEING WRAPPED IN A BIG WARM PROTECTIVE HEAT BLANKET AND ITS WONDERFUL

YEAH

HUGGING PEOPLE THAT ARE LITTLER THAN YOU IS GREAT TOO LIKE THEY FIT PERFECTLY IN YOUR ARMS AND THEY’RE LITTLE AND ADORABLE AND REMINISCENT OF HUGGING A SMALL ANIMAL

JUST HUGGING PERIOD

HUGS

Sep 29th at 6PM / via: outraged / op: midbloods / reblog / 128,110 notes

Gaga leaving her hotel in Athens, Greece. 9.19.14 HQ

Gaga leaving her hotel in Athens, Greece. 9.19.14 HQ

(Source: gagasgallery)

Sep 29th at 6PM / via: inhalers / op: gagasgallery / reblog / 4,072 notes

gang0fwolves:

odditymall:

The Defender is a pepper spray that when sprayed takes a picture of the person you’re spraying and sends it the police along with your GPS location, user information, as well as flashing a bright light in the attackers face and emitting a loud alarm.

—->http://odditymall.com/pepper-spray-that-takes-a-picture-and-alerts-the-police

HOLY SHIT YES

Sep 29th at 6PM / via: drowninginthefeels / op: odditymall / reblog / 196,232 notes

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

(Source: alterlos)

Sep 29th at 6PM / via: orgasmic-humor / op: alterlos / reblog / 366,100 notes
organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

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organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

Sep 29th at 6PM / via: asian / op: organmeat / reblog / 157,997 notes