lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos
I LOVE SHOVING DRY ITCHY COTTON UP MY VAGINA. IT FEELS SO GOOD. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IF I GET THE DIRECTION EVEN A LITTLE BIT WRONG IT FEELS LIKE I’M STABBING AT MY INSIDES. I GET OFF ON IT ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN I’M NOT ON MY PERIOD.
why is it that boys have no concept of how to pleasure the female body I swear to god
when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it
"I told you, months ago, that the Whomping Willow was planted the year I came to Hogwarts. The truth is that it was planted because I came to Hogwarts." — Remus J. Lupin
Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend.
2014 is half over and
- -i lost no weight
- -didn’t learn anything
- -haven’t made an effort to save money
- -still ugly
damn that sucks I’m healthier than ever, learned a shit ton, and I’m also beautiful and cool
a day before a test and the only question i have is what did we learn
hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2
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